Announcing Fedora Core 6 (Zod)

Fedora Project fedora at
Tue Oct 24 14:07:34 UTC 2006

This is the announcement of Zod. Zod permits you to call him "Fedora Core 

Tremble, Earthlings, for Zod is released from the confines of testing. Zod 
intends to hammer the servers of the world ... starting TODAY! For those 
who chose the world-domination-acceptance package in your last 
installation, you need do nothing -- Zod is beaming itself to your 
computers already. If your keyboard begins to get hot, back away ... very 
... slowly ...

For the rest of you minions who failed to do Zod's bidding previously, 
this is your ONE AND ONLY CHANCE to redeem yourself. Go quickly! Download 
the torrent NOW. Obtain the ISO immediately. Zod's minions know to back up 
their /home directory and to begin immediate installation of the GREATEST 
version of Fedora Core EVER.

When you are done genuflecting, listen carefully. Zod now delivers an 
important message to Zod's predecessor, the Fifth Iteration of Fedora 
Core, known to some as Bordeaux:

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, for Zod has many improvements that convince users to 
upgrade and abandon you! Ph34r me! Mwahahahaha."

Zod accepts that the Fedora Project continues to provide software and 
security updates for Bordeaux, as per the policy of Zod's minions. Zod 
chooses to permit this action to continue.

Those who would understand Zod must begin here:

Massive downloading of Zod is known to melt servers worldwide, so Zod 
commands all who are able to use bittorrent.

For other ways to get Zod, read

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