Hells Screensaver

[Robin Laing]

Chadley Wilson wrote:
> 
> Sorry I just have to:
> 
> Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, 
> you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am 
> going to let you decide where you want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell 
> and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on 
> beautiful beaches. Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know 
> harps and singing and worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter 
> that he would like to go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to 
> hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to 
> St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and 
> the 80 degree temperature?" Peter replied, "That was just the screen saver." 

I heard a similiar versions where the punch line was "that was the 
advertising" and "that was only the demo version".  There are other 
ones.  It is still funny though.

:)
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Robin Laing