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[jdow]

From: "Gene Heskett" <gene.heskett at verizon.net>

> Not yet Nigel.  I was told you have to be at least 60 to join that club.  
> This could of course degenerate into a definition of an 'expert' I 
> suppose, and the best definition I've heard is that you have to be more 
> than 50 miles from home and carrying a briefcase. :-)  I've been known to 
> carry an empty one just so I had something to carry the loot from the NAB 
> in coming home.
> 
> But with a little practice you'll make it just fine. :)  When you can say 
> that it takes 20mg of levitra to keep your shoes dry, you've arrived.

Um, all it takes is wearing sandals instead of my shoes when I wash
the car, Gene. Does that mean other qualifications aside I do not
qualify for the club? No - the other one not the one I use on pedantic
idiots.

{^_-}