Can Java just shoot me?

[Tom Horsley]

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:21:30 -0700
Charles Curley <charlescurley at charlescurley.com> wrote:

> It gets worse. Don't try actually programming anything more complex
> than a command line "Hello World" program.

Program? Good God, I don't want to write any Java programs.
I just have to use the Citrix java client to access some stuff
at work. I already know icedtea doesn't work, but the last
thing I want to do is actually learn anything about Java :-).