Helping people. (Was: Example of get nVidia)
Craig White
craig at tobyhouse.com
Tue Jan 22 20:40:57 UTC 2008
On Tue, 2008-01-22 at 15:07 -0500, max bianco wrote:
> There are a couple of variations on this one this is how I heard it :
>
>
> Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an
> administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was
> sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who
> checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.
>
> The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix
> the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called
> in and the devil said his good-bye to the Pope as he went off to
> heaven.
>
> On his way up, the Pope met Clinton who was on his way down, and they
> stopped to chat.
>
> Pope: Sorry about the mix up.
>
> Clinton: No problem!
>
> Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.
>
> Clinton: Why is that? It's not that great.
>
> Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.
>
> Clinton: Sorry, your Holiness - but you're a day late.
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I would have sworn this was the fedora-list
Craig
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