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Microsoft is Coming To Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To Town)


You better watch out You better not cry, "I don't know where all my licenses lie!" Microsoft is coming to town You paid for it list, You paid for it twice; You paid even more for legal advice. Microsoft is coming to town They know when you run Windows They know when you use Word They treat a loyal customer Like a lying, thieving turd. With auditing threats In letters that come Their lawyers will have you reaching for Tums Microsoft is coming to town Bill's desperate now There's no time to play He's casting dot-Net to drag in your pay Microsoft is coming to town They offer a solution When you are left in tears Just sign here on the bottom line And subscribe for fifty years! Oh, you should have watched out Gave Linux a try Now licensing six is bleeding you dry Microsoft is coming to town Microsoft is coming to town!





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