Translating release announcement

[Bill Nottingham]

Karsten Wade (kwade at redhat.com) said: 
> 3. Release announcement -- always done in a whimsical style.  I'm
> looking for someone from this project to bestow the honor of doing the
> first concept and draft.  Any suggestions?
> 
> The release announcement is typically idiomatic and uses Euro/American
> humor to such a degree that I can't imagine it translating well.

Should it have something to do with the name?

Bill